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« Reply #285 on: Dec 26th, 2009, 08:30am »

"Wow, cute," Larghetto said in response to being handed the grubs, completely sincere. "Look, Jamesy, they look like the giant worms only smaller. Thanks, Hellister. You can have some tea if you like. Hey, 'Cilia, what do you think that thing is used for?"
He was thankful that Hellister seemed to have completely forgotten the reason that he had came, but he was a bit concerned about the headless sister.
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« Reply #286 on: Dec 26th, 2009, 08:32am »

"Nice, you can put those in your garden or something," Jamie said, not as enthused as Larghetto. He didn't mention the fact that Hellister didn't bring him anything. Instead, he turned to where Dan was chatting with Sicilia. He had seen Dan before, and he always seemed to be drunk. It looked like the present was to be no exception.
"Why, hello there, milkman."
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« Reply #287 on: Dec 27th, 2009, 9:34pm »

Sicilia smiled at Larghetto. "Honestly, I don't have the foggiest idea what it could even be, or what a Wii is," she replied. She looked in on the grubs. "They do kind of look like miniature giant worms," she said.
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« Reply #288 on: Dec 28th, 2009, 07:22am »

Hellister patted Dan on the back.

"So nice that you could make it. I see you brought your own drink."

Hellister opened a small pouch on his side and took out a vial. Inside were 3 pellets, which had also came through the portal with the Wii game.

Hellister was under the impression that they were 3 pellets of LSD, but in fact they were really 3 Calgon bath beads that women use to relax with in the tub. Hellister had no knowledge of bath beads thus his assumption was completely off.

"These sir you can add to the drink you are drinking and you will be able to touch, smell, and taste colors," Hellister handed them to Dan.

Hellister then noted that he had forgot to give Jamie a gift so he made his way into Larghetto's bedroom and opened up a dresser. Inside was some white underwear. He brought them out and hadded them to Jamie.

"Merry Christmas."
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« Reply #289 on: Dec 28th, 2009, 12:19pm »

Dan smiled and accepted the tablets from Hellister. He instantly put all three in his mouth and was greeted with a most unfavorable taste. The taste was unnaturally salty and made his mouth even more dry, however left behind a film he recognized as soap from the many times his parents washed out his mouth as he was younger.

He left them in for a moment, and then decided this is what colors tasted like he would not want to keep this taste. He promptly spit them out and began coughing and spitting on the ground, not paying mind to those around him.

"You give me s*** colored tasty pills," Dan mutters in between hacks.

He quickly raises his bottle and begins drinking to remove the foul taste and restore moisture to his mouth.
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« Reply #290 on: Dec 29th, 2009, 8:28pm »

"Wonderful," Jamie said, as stoic as usual. "I appreciate the thought. You wouldn't happen to be a panty thief by any chance, would you, Hellister?" He raised an eyebrow, then looked at Dan. Commenting on the "pills," he said,
"Hmm, indeed. They are awfully aromatic though, aren't they? Like blossoming lilacs in the first mornings of spring."
Finally, grinning, Jamie turned again to Sicilia and Larghetto.
"What a night this is turning out to be, eh?"
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« Reply #291 on: Dec 30th, 2009, 07:15am »

"A panty thief? Why no, although I have been known to steal underwear under there," Hellister said pointing to Larghetto's set of dressers.

Hellister's gift did not go over well with Dan and he was quite distressed by this.

"Oh nooo," watching Dan spit his drink. "You must be right, I must have given you the means of tasting the color brown. From my recollection, brown always did have a sh*tty taste."

Hellister started to look bored. "Sicilia are you quite done yet celebrating the holidays so we can use you as bait to capture Wade? "
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« Reply #292 on: Dec 30th, 2009, 10:08pm »

"Atleast nothing to far out of the normal has happened," she smiled up at Jaime. She carefully set her Wii fit down feeling uncomfortable about holding it much longer. Not that she didn't appreciate the gift, she just wasn't sure what she was supposed to do with the balancing board or what the wires were even.

As she set the gift down, Hellister spoke to her, and she prayed she had misheard him. "I'm sorry? Use me as what to do what?" she questioned slowly.
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« Reply #293 on: Jan 3rd, 2010, 8:10pm »

Dan finally stopped drinking and looked at Hellister and then to Sicilia.

"Thash right! We's gonna get dat little rat and we's gonna bash em. An yous gonna elp us yeah?"

Dan spoke with great hand movements and was much louder than normal.
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« Reply #294 on: Jan 5th, 2010, 07:21am »

Hellister never took much interest in Dan, the man seemed more interested in maintaining his state of inebriation more than anything else. Now, however, Dan's comments appealed to Hellister's ears.

Hellister had heard many rumors of Dan. The rumors were not the kind you heard about typical drunks. The things Dan seemed to participate in were much darker than passing out in alleys or bar brawls. Hellister heard allegations about Dan such that he had a hand in arson, spreading rabies, child abuse of the Hallow's boy, etc.

"That is right Dan, that is right," Hellister sided up near Sicilia and put his arm around her. "Dan, you seem to have some insight into Wade, some even say you have done some work for him. "

Hellister took Sicilia's chin in his hand and held her face, "Now Dan, Wade would probably never be fool enough to fall for this little darling as bait would he?"
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« Reply #295 on: Jan 5th, 2010, 08:04am »

"I don't really wish to be involved," she stuttered locking her eyes on Hellister's sincerely. Sicilia personally didn' t have a grudge against Dr. Wade. To her knowledge she's barely even seen the man. She didn't want to help hurt him. Even if they didn't get along, she wouldn't want to harm him.

Her eyes then turned to look at Larghetto, silently pleading for help.
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« Reply #296 on: Jan 5th, 2010, 7:45pm »

"I told you she wouldn't do it, Hellister," Larghetto said. He put a protective arm around Sicilia's shoulder and pulled her away from Hellister.
"Anyway, what would that doctor want with her? Isn't he better friends with Francesca, anyway?"
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« Reply #297 on: Jan 6th, 2010, 07:15am »

"I can't go involving blood in this Larghetto," Hellister said. "Fran is a relation. One does not use a blood relative as a means to an end."

Hellister noticed that Sicilia was standing quite close to Larghetto.

"Larghetto, your features are very fine. If you were to shave very close, put on a dress, maybe some high heels, well I bet you would make a fine looking woman to win Dr. Wade's heart. And then, I will swoop in and capture him."
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« Reply #298 on: Jan 6th, 2010, 3:45pm »

"Hmm, indeed, Hellister, you're right! Larghetto would probably make a lovely young woman. Correct me if I'm wrong, Larghetto, but I believe you once told me that you were mistaken for a female some years ago when you were checking something out for Clay, may he rest in peace. Though I'm not sure you would be Wade's type," Jamie said. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully and furrowed his brow, considering this. Then he shrugged.
"But, Hellister, I must say, wouldn't it be much easier finding an actual female, and one who would actually be willing to assist you? I'm certain there must be a few."
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« Reply #299 on: Jan 7th, 2010, 07:35am »

"Now Jamie in order to catch Wade I must think like Wade. Yes, it would be easier to find an attractive woman, and in addition, one who is willing, but that is just what Wade expects, Wade expects me to do what is easy, so instead...."

Hellister grabs Larghetto and rapidly begin pulling him away from his hous.

"So instead," he screams as he runs, "I will take an unwilling and dress him up like a girl and chain him up under a tree by Wade's house and this TREE," he continues to scream as he gets farther away, "Will contain a trap and I will catch Wade for the reason of why of which I am quickly forgetting. "


"But no worries no harm will come to Larghetto is he does as I say and no more and no less."
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