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« Reply #15 on: Mar 10th, 2006, 9:20pm »

"Arrested you say?" Wade says, turning his attention to Piro.

He pulls out another brass name plate from his pocket and puts it over the one currently on his door, it reads 'Wade Wilson - Attorney At Law'.

"If you are planning on being unfairly arrested, I can help you. You should get arrested the good ol' fair way like everybody else."
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 10th, 2006, 10:40pm »

Mr. Tween just happened to be walking through the residential area looking for Jed when he noticed a fine looking home. A man somewhat unkept, but rather favorable looking, was outside talking to a native American. He looked at the engraving and was delighted, he loved attorneys.

"Dear me which one of you is the attorney," he asked. "I'm a traveling salesman looking for a place to stay for a few days. This is such a fine looking home that I would pay top dollar to rent a room here."
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 10th, 2006, 11:08pm »

"I am, need to be sued? I'm your guy! But I don't really have any rooms for sleeping in my house. Other than my room, but it's out for cleaning right now. I could make arrangements for you to stay in a different room however."
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 10th, 2006, 11:17pm »

"Well fine sir, or should I call you Mr. Wilson?, I do need a room. If your room is out for cleaning where will you sleep?"
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 10th, 2006, 11:33pm »

"Sleep? Well, I do that later. Or not. Maybe I'll just sleep on a chair. Or in my bed I have one of them you know. I sleep there just find you know. Lots of times. More importantly, could I interest you in a lawsuit? How about a physical? Both are good."

He says sliding the brass plate over to reveal 'Dr. Wade'.
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 11th, 2006, 01:54am »

"A physical? No." he said turning his head to cough. "But I might take you up on that lawsuit," he thought about the insurance papers he lost in the Crome residence, "I'll get back to you on that."

"Well good doctor, no offense, but I think I have a bit of a higher comfort level then you. I like big soft beds, warm baths, and other pampering. It was nice meeting you but I'm going to have to refuse the room offer," Gohby left remembering that he was at the Locke residence earlier and it looked inviting.
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 11th, 2006, 10:58am »

Ive changed my mind about asking your opinion doctor.

Piro's eyes shifted to the right, and his ears twitched.

Don't move, anyone.

A few minutes passed and the ground below them shook as something moved along below them.

A few minutes later Piro sighed

close call... i must be going

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« Reply #22 on: Mar 11th, 2006, 10:42pm »

"Rapscallions, Trollops, And all other sorts of things. The nerve of you all. Get off of what is close to but not legally my property. If you're insulted, you can leave in a coach. If that's not fast enough, you can leave in a huff. If that's too fast, you can leave in a minute and a huff." Wade says throwing an assortment of brass plates into the air in what could only be defined as either an epileptic seizure of a fit of rage.
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« Reply #23 on: Mar 12th, 2006, 08:44am »

Perrin, for no apparent reason, seemed to appear out of nowhere beside the house. He had really walked there but had been camouflaged into the background...somehow.
"Good day, messieurs."
he said in a loud, unexpected voice that would make someone jump. He ignored the Wade's apparent anger and the thing beneath the ground.
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« Reply #24 on: Mar 12th, 2006, 09:19am »

"Good day who now?" Wade says turning around quickly. He began to pick up the plates and shakes his head muttering to himself after every one. Once they are all up, he stuffs them in his pockets. "Masseuse? Sorry, ‘fraid not. I’m not that kind of Doctor.”
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« Reply #25 on: Mar 12th, 2006, 12:02pm »

Piro had unknowingly to the doctor snatched up one of the brass plates as he left.

this could come in handy

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« Reply #26 on: Mar 12th, 2006, 4:24pm »

"What sort of doctor art thou?" Perrin questioned, trying to gather information as he always had tried to do.
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« Reply #27 on: Mar 12th, 2006, 7:21pm »

"Art thou? I don't know what kind of language that is but it sounds like you're coming on to me."

Wade said, giving a look that was a mix of confusion and arousal.
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« Reply #28 on: Mar 13th, 2006, 3:11pm »

Perrin felt he was wasting time with this particular gentleman, and time was not something he wished to waste.
He dissapeared as quickly and silently as he had come, leaving Wade with only empty air to speak with.
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« Reply #29 on: Mar 13th, 2006, 10:27pm »

He smirked and started back inside, "Yep, didn't hear a no." he muttered to himself.


However much longer later, he comes outside, with a small notebooks and pencil tucked under arm, he turns to close the door and walks off briskly.
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