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« Reply #90 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 8:48pm »

"Oh dear me, you will have to forgive me. So much has happened since then and I have had my head jostled recently. You see I happened to be in a particular mansion that exploded, and this is the least of my worries," Gohby says looking tired.

"I remember speaking to you about how har it is being an honest business man in this town. I would like to get even with that dreadful bounty hunter Armond. And that journalist Wesly Pressman is the king of slander. But Miss Fontain is a special case."
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« Reply #91 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 9:33pm »

Wade looks somewhat displeased at Tweens comment.

"Special case? There are no special cases. We are all part of the same compost heap..."

He takes a deep breath and then continues; pulling out a small unlabeled metal can out of on of his main cabinets

"Tell me, do you know too much about soap?"
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« Reply #92 on: Oct 20th, 2006, 11:52pm »

"Soap is delightful. I like to bathe with it twice a day if possible. I usually buy a floral scented soap based shampoo for my hair as well," Mr. Tween looks quizically at Wade

"You seem a bit uptight about something."
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« Reply #93 on: Oct 21st, 2006, 09:16am »

“Ancient peoples found that their clothes got clean when they washed them at a certain point in the river, you know why?”

He begins to slip on a pair of black rubber gloves, standing in front of a table in the kitched he set the can down on.
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« Reply #94 on: Oct 25th, 2006, 8:39pm »

"No. I don't read much history," Gohby said at this point becoming disinterested and feeling that Wade may not be altogeter.
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« Reply #95 on: Oct 25th, 2006, 9:20pm »

“Because human sacrifices were made on the hill above this river. Bodies burned, water seeps through the wood to mix with the fat of bodies to create lye.” Wade says putting on a pair of safety goggles.

He holds up the can he set down, “This is lye, a crucial ingredient. Once it mixed with the melted fat of bodies, a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. Could I see your hand please?”

Wade holds out his hand open, looking directly at Tween.
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« Reply #96 on: Oct 27th, 2006, 9:12pm »

Gohby looks deep into Wade's eyes, then he sees it. A flicker of madness. The same madness that compels a man to blow up a building. to slaughter innocents, or worse. Gohby is no stranger to madness. He worked with some of the toughest and ugliest Chicago Hoods. Guys who would break the legs of an old lady if they thought it would get them ahead. Mr. Tween recognizes it the moment he sees it. The madness is somehow differnet though, yet still the same.

"No doctor, you may not. It seems you have some type of plan for me. A plan that a man like me wishes not to comply with. You see, I like good food and fancy clothes and sweet smelling women. You my friend, are nuts. I lied to you before, I do read history. You are compelled by a force. The same force that compelled the Boshleviks to use any means necessary, acid, revolvers, clubs, etc. to take over Russia. You good doctor, are some sort of revolutionary, I prefer the status quo. I seek pleasure, You are looking for pain."

Gohby helped himself to the door.
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« Reply #97 on: Oct 27th, 2006, 11:07pm »

Wade doesn’t change his facial expression. Only watches as Tween leaves with an un-ending stare. As soon as he’s gone, Wade rolls his tongue around in his mouth, and sniffs the air hard. Without changing his expression once begins to head over to his makeshift lab, mixing a number of things together, heating various odds and ends of things. Iodizing an assortment of things, he knew exactly what he was doing.

Fe2O3(s) + 2Al(s) → Al2O3(s) + 2Fe(s); ΔH = -851.5 kJ/mol

He could recite formulas in his sleep.

25% wt. aluminum naphtenate, 25% aluminum oleate, and 50% aluminum laurate

He knew everything he was doing. He continued this. Sleep was irrelevant. No distractions, no excuses.
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« Reply #98 on: Oct 28th, 2006, 06:00am »

Gohby felt relieved to be out of the doctor's house in one piece. This town was bad for business all around. One couldn't make a dishonest dollar in Clauden. He was strongly considering leaving.

Mr. Tween was nearly out of cash, out of clothes, and a wanted man. He headed to the train station.
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« Reply #99 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 7:49pm »

Travis, Clay's 15-year-old-son, lest you forget, knocks on the door.

"Trick or Treat," he shouts through his mask.
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« Reply #100 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 8:01pm »

Wade takes a moment to fix his hair and clean his face before he answers the door.

"Oh right? A treat. It's already that time o' the year I suppose. Of course, I never was one to have candy, no taste buds you see, however I can give you an equally pleasurable treat. Knowledge is of course the best of treats."

He says this all rapidly, and without taking a breath. He breaks only for a moment to grab a book and drop it directly into whatever Travis is using to carry all of the candy he was undoubtedly expecting, the book's title (The Communist Manifesto) only flashing for a brief moment embossed in gold lettering with a red cover.

"Hope you enjoy, it is the only translated copy I have. I of course know Russian and have it in its original form so have no real need for this one. Use it wisely, good fun, all that jibba jabba."

Wade shuts the door rapidly and ignores any retorts or objections the boy might have.
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« Reply #101 on: Oct 30th, 2006, 8:05pm »

((LOL, oh Wade you are so cruel to such a small child.)))

"A dang book. " Travis says looking into his canvas sack. Travis lifts the book out and pages through, "Sieze all the crops and ... Dang it's a crappy book too."

Travis takes a roll of toilet paper and throws it over some trees and the fence. He also makes sure to get some on Wade's plaques out front.
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« Reply #102 on: Dec 8th, 2006, 12:30pm »

Judge Vincent appears at the mans house. He knocks on the door and waits for the man to come to the door. He looks over the other houses. "Hello." He calls out.
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« Reply #103 on: Dec 8th, 2006, 12:54pm »

Wade throws the door open. Along with his normal clothing, he is wearing a welding helmet that is currently lowered, and holds a welding torch that is currently shooting out a small bright blue flame.

Thought the mask you can hear a muffled “Da?”
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« Reply #104 on: Dec 12th, 2006, 08:41am »

"Albert would like you to repersent him in court for his crimes." He said. He turned and left the house not wanting to give in explation.
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